Quote of the Day:
W: So when is the art fair?
D: This weekend starting tomorrow.
W: I'll have to figure out a way to get down there.
D: You can take the bus. Or ride my bike!
W: Uh huh, and what will you take?
D: I can...ride on your handlebars!
W: No you can't.
D: Why not?
W: You have a fat ass! Besides that, you're clumsy.Ha. Ha ha ha ha
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